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Posted on 10th Dec at 3:49 PM, with 24,072 notes
wtfniceguys:

sonic-hip-attack:

theoceanandthesky:

jazztrousers:

I AM KILLING THIS MEME.

welp.



THANK YOU!  ”Friend Zone Fiona” just became “Reasonable Fiona Who Unfortunately Happens To Be Friends With A ‘Nice Guy’”

wtfniceguys:

sonic-hip-attack:

theoceanandthesky:

jazztrousers:

I AM KILLING THIS MEME.

welp.

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THANK YOU!  ”Friend Zone Fiona” just became “Reasonable Fiona Who Unfortunately Happens To Be Friends With A ‘Nice Guy’”

Posted on 10th Dec at 3:48 PM, with 236,949 notes
redbootsandpeace:

stagekisspers:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:


MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONGAND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

Gold.


These comments are just the best thing I have seen in forever. Congratulations Tumblr, for restoring some of my faith in humanity :)

redbootsandpeace:

stagekisspers:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

Gold.

These comments are just the best thing I have seen in forever. Congratulations Tumblr, for restoring some of my faith in humanity :)

Posted on 8th Dec at 10:23 PM, with 7,322 notes

mvrphymacmanus:

bye

lmfao help me armand helppppp

Posted on 7th Dec at 3:00 PM, with 2,035 notes
stfuconservatives:

esmeweatherwax:

theriotmag:

jessicavalenti:

Awful birthday card for 13 year old girls insults, sexualizes 
Via. (h/t) 

That you can buy this cardshould kill all skepticismfrom the people who still wonderwhy we need feminism.

Fucking HELL

no no no no

stfuconservatives:

esmeweatherwax:

theriotmag:

jessicavalenti:

Awful birthday card for 13 year old girls insults, sexualizes 

Via. (h/t) 

That you can buy this card
should kill all skepticism
from the people who still wonder
why we need feminism.

Fucking HELL

no no no no

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